In the midst of the summer of 2020, I was testing the parameters of my new self-designed expedition Kite-trek board.  For my future long-distance expeditions, I needed to find my endurance limits while SUPing on such a short board and to measure my average moving speeds for calculations of contingency plans. To keep myself motivated to paddle for 7+ hours non-stop without actually going anywhere, I created a GPS pattern for my test ride.  While I never made this video of the resulting track painting public, the recent sickening insurrection instigated by Trump made me change my mind.

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